Cause I'm A Redneck Woman- And This Is My Life

When You get married and move to the south have MANY new adventures! Here are a few:

 You create Redneck Slip-n-Slids

 You catch Crabs- Lots of crabs!!! :)

 You get a Florida License

 You sit with the Love of Your Life on the most beautiful beaches

 You almost cut your finger off!!! Not really but that's what it felt like!!!

 You get called as the Young Women's Secretary

 And supervise said girls on a 5 hour car trip to Orlando for baptisms

You and Your Hubby go to Trunk or Treat as your high school stereotype-

 (Derek was a Jock and I was a Nerd- Fitting? No?)

You get a really sorry looking Christmas tree

 And add your first married ornament to your collection

 You get into Nursing School!!!

 And spend WAY too much on school books

 and supplies...

 You shoot your first deer! (And make your husband SOOO proud! :))

And you start Nursing School!